I Want to Punch You in the Face But I love Jesus
Alright, ladies get the sweatpants and chocolate ready. That’s how I want you reading this book. No excuses, really. Sweatpants will be a part of the standard uniform. Chocolate is one of the nonnegotiable dietary requirements.
(Disclaimer: If you’re a man buying this book for a woman in your life, do yourself a favor and accompany it with chocolate. Thank me later.)